Your shoes say a lot about you. In fact, even a total stranger can make a pretty close guess at a variety of things about you, just by looking at your shoes, including how old you are (practical sandals), your political views (Birkenstocks), and your aspirations (expensive running shoes). Genius Imgur user, Ghostify, pulls the curtain back on some distinctive shoe choices, profiling the wearers of these shoes. Maybe you’ll find a pair you recognize here…
Whimsy mixed with a vague air of regret, that’s what a woman named Jewel (who apparently had her kids before she was old enough to drink) would wear on the daily.
Oh, John. You’re the husband and grandpa we all deserve. Wear those crazy sandals with pride… and socks. You’re an icon.